the No Code joke

have you heard the one about the software or excuse me, the app, that just makes things for you and you don’t have to know any code? well, the software can do things but the human has to tell it what to do, the software doesn’t think. and, the app won’t say, “hey, you just pasted thousands of unnecessary characters while adding a three-word heading”. but you did. and I’m tempted to paste it all right here just to prove to people it is true, the shit is everywhere and it’s why your next flight might be canceled. imagine adding new (no code) stuff to this.

one heading: 35,927 characters, 496 lines. multiply that because there are five more just like it on your three tiny website boxes. that’s hundreds of thousands of extra characters. and it is utterly useless, it doesn’t even give you a glimpse into someones trade secrets – although it could.

I just took a closer look and the culprit is Fucking Figma this time. Geniuses. (/figma)

Way worse than anything I have ever seen.

Speechless.


Discover more from Won't4GetUNotes

Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.