Kitty Rescue Me

Why I want to give you a pile of money for your house (pick me, pick me).

I’m – insert my name here – and I’m the person offering – insert $ here – for – insert address here.

The possibility of having you select my offer for your property is way too personal and important to me to communicate with you solely via – insert agent name here – (my real estate agent) and your agent.

I’d like this home for so many reasons, it’s hard to list them all but here goes:

• All the reasons why everyone wants it!
• It already felt like my home. Great vibe.
• It’s peaceful, quiet, while still being near things.
• There’s room for growing vegetables and flowers
• I’d have the space for one of my (small-ish) dreams: an extra large catio.
  • Bonus, there’s already a cat door.
• There’s space to start building my (much bigger) dream little by little: a cat rescue.
• The amount of space makes it possible to consider other animals.

It’s been my dream for a long time to be able to save older cats from going into shelters when their owners pass and the animal has nowhere else to go. Where I live now is incredible but it’s California and I want to come back to this area to be close to my friends and family. I don’t really believe in “signs” from the universe and things like that but, in this case, I feel like it’s a little too coincidental that your home is on a street named Hollywood near others named Los Angeles and Pasadena.

Even though some of this may sound a little cheesy, I thought I’d share it anyway, thank you for taking the time to read it. Wishing you all the best – no matter what you decide.

Sincerely,
Me

BUT WAIT! There’s this one by ChatGPT. . .

Dear [Homeowner’s Name],

I hope this letter finds you well. My name is [Your Name], and I wanted to take a moment to share a little bit about myself and the vision I have for your beautiful home, as well as express my heartfelt gratitude for the opportunity to submit an offer.

For years, I’ve dreamed of creating a sanctuary for cats whose owners have passed away, offering these beloved companions a safe, loving home where they can live out the rest of their days in comfort. This dream is rooted in my belief that every pet deserves dignity and care, even when life takes unexpected turns. I envision this sanctuary as not only a haven for the cats but also a source of peace for families who can rest assured their cherished pets are in good hands.

When I walked through your home, I immediately felt something special. The warmth and character of the space seemed to welcome me—and I couldn’t help but imagine how perfect it would be for creating this sanctuary. The rooms could be transformed into cozy nooks for the cats, the outdoor space could become a serene area for them to safely explore, and the house itself feels like a place where love can thrive.

I want you to know that, if you choose to sell your home to me, it will become so much more than a house. It will be a place filled with purpose, kindness, and care—a tribute to the animals we hold dear and the families who love them.

Thank you for considering my offer. I know letting go of a home can be a deeply personal and emotional decision, and I would be honored to steward it into this next chapter. If there’s anything I can do to make this process smoother for you, please don’t hesitate to let me know.

With gratitude and warm regards,
[Your Full Name]
[Contact Information]